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Think 90 minutes of Dream On gone horribly awry. Mariel Hemingway as a sexy vixen with nascent bisexual tendencies? Maybe 20 years ago. Maybe. Never funny and insulting at times.
Once upon a time, those few sentences above were our entire review, but for some reason, people are compelled to stick up for The Sex Monster, demanding more words and better ratings. Well, this is all The Sex Monster deserves -- a lame capsule review and some insults. And that's all you get. No stars for you!
