Flypaper

Director: Klaus Hoch
Producer: David R. Ginsburg, Leanne Moore
Screenwriter: Klaus Hoch
Stars: Craig Sheffer, Robert Loggia, Sadie Frost, John C. McGinley, Illeana Douglas, Sal Lopez, Shane Brolly, Talisa Soto, Lucy Liu, James Wilder, Jeffrey Jones, Julie White
MPAA Rating: R

Would that I could tell you, gentle reader, what this movie is actually about. A meaningless hodgepodge of stories about snakes, bondage, kidnapping, and God knows what else. It's too bad, because there are actually some decent actors here. Lord knows why they took the parts. A pathetic excuse for a film, redeemed only in a miniscule way by Jeffrey Jones' cameo at the very end of the picture.