In the constant search to find monstrous things outside of the usual fare, here's a look at Vampire Vineyards. At the site, you can get Vampire wine, nine kinds, including the blood-like Merlot. Is the vintner a vampire himself? Says the site, "Rumor has it that...the company's founder, an entertainment attorney from New York, is actually just a front."
Beyond wine, there's also Vampyre Vodka, Vamp N.R.G. energy drink and Dracola. You just can't make these things up. There's even a blog which hasn't been updated since May. Maybe the resident evil was tending to his vines when the sun came up to zap him. Ashes to ashes as they say.
